I always keep myself ~~BUSY~~ _nothing special~ always confused boy ! like to spend time out of home(anywhere) either friends or at Institute really listen to ppl around and do lie a lot~ don't know how to love....

Kismat do pal mein badal sakti he INSAN, Per jo INSAN ko badal de wo kismat nahin hoti, Apni kismat pe rota wohi shaksh hai jisko, Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin होती
Watan Hamara aise na chod paye koi… Rishta Hamara aise na Tod paaye koi… Dil hamare ek hai ek hai hamari jaan… Hindustan hamara hai hum hai iski shaan… Jaan Luta denge watan pe ho jayenge Qurban… Isliye Hum kehte hai mera desh mahan॥
I am in love, I am passionate about him, I loving every moment of it and why not its her 63rd Birth Day. Its apna Bharat HAPPY INDEPENDENCE डे
Tum Ho Tu Sab Silsaly Achay Lagte Hain Mujy Tumhare Dosti K Gilay Ache Lgtay Hain Bohat Door Tak Jana Magar Lot Ana Mujy Tum Se Tumhi Tak Fasle AchAy Lagte हैं
Each Day I Meet Someone New, But Never Find Another YOU, The World Is Full Of People Its True, Yet No one Ever Equals a person Sweet Like U।
Tumhi ko chaha hai tumhi ko pana hai, mohabat sirf tum se hai yahi tum ko btana hai, kya kr lenge ye duniya wale mera, bs yahi khawf tum ko b dil se mtana है
Tum In Honto Ke Muskraht Ko Yuhe Rehne Dena, Duniya Jo B Kehti Hai Usy Kehne Dena, Hai Guzarish Tm Se A Meri Jana, apni In Ankho Se Kabi Anso Na Behne Dena।
Zabardast...! Mainey M।B.A yahin kiya Aur Foran Nokri be Mil gayi॥! ;->
Usey dekh ker hi kuch sukun ata hai, Baat baat may os ka naam zuban se nikal jata hai, Jane kia Hunar hai os shakhs k pas, Yad aate hi wo Ankhon may utar jata hai।
Roz ek nai shikayat hai aapse... Na jane kesi chahat hai aapse...; Kehne ko to bohat log hen hamaer aas paas... Dil ko na jane kesi muhabbat hai aapse...!
yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki yaha dard roz chhupana padta hai dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi mehfil mein toh muskurana padta है
Sumtimes v think of y frnds keep forwarding msg to each other widout speaking words, d reason is dat v've nothing 2 say, but still want 2 keep in touch॥
Wat is real bt invisible? ur care. wat is true bt unfair? ur absence. wat is sweet bt naugty? ur smile. wat is precious bt priceless? Our फ्रेंशिप
Hating hundred right persons may not even affect ur life, but loving one wrong person will leave u a broken heart throughout ur life॥
Saath chutne se RISHTE nhi tuta krte। waqt k ruthne se LAMHE nhi rutha krte. Log kehte hai mera SAPNA tut gaya, tutti NEEND hai kabhi SAPNE nhi tuta krte॥
Open ur door when u r alone॥open ur heart when u feel sad..but don't open ur hand when u need a loving friend,b'coz i m already holding ur hand...
RECEIPEE- 1: Tk a bowl, full of grapes 2: Keep it in ur hand 3: Stand infrnt of mirror ।dish is ready. RECEIPE NAME
Kahe na kahe wo mohabbat rahegi, dil mein unse milne ki chaahat rahegi। Wo kya jane kitna marte hain unpar, hamari rooh ko bhi unki aadat rahegi.
Hamse zyada koi bechaan kya hoga, Hamse zyada koi Betaab kya hoga, Unki yaadon ko baahon mein lekar soye rahe, Isse zyada unke Pyar ka jawaab kya hoga!!
Muddat Se Thi Kisi Se Milne Ki Arzu Khwahis-e-Dedar Me Sab Kuch Gawa Diya, Kisi Ne Di Khabar Wo Ayenge Raat Ko, Itna Kiya Ujala, Ki Ghar Tak Jala Diya।
Pyaar wo nhi jisme jeet or haar ho,Pyaar koi cheez nhi jo her waqt tyar ho,Pyaar to wo h।jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho,lakeen fir bhi Intzaar ho.
Ban k ajnabi mile the zindgi k safar me, in yadon k lamho ko kbi mitaenge nhi। Agar yad rakhna adat hai apki, to vada he hum bi apko bhulaenge nahi.
Nazre mila ke nazre jhuka mat lena, dost bana kar dusman bana mat dena, mana ki tumse bahut door rahte hai ham, is baat ka bahana bana ke bhula mat dena।
Films relatd 2 student। Exms-Kalyug Exminer-bhoot QPapr-Paheli AnsPapr-Kora Kagaz Marks-Asambhav Papr out-Plan Cheating-Aksar Result-Sadma Pass-Ajuba.
Dil ko aata hai jab bhi khayaal unka,tasveer se poochte hain phir haal unka।Vo kabhi humse poocha karte the judaai kya hai,aaj samajh aaya hai sawaal unka.
Unse kehna ki hum khush hai bas unki yaad satati hai dur hone ka gum nahi bas jara palke bheeg jati hai. Lv उ
Band ankho me bus sapne hote hai।Dunia me bahut kam log apne hote hai.Apne hi jab bhul jate hai to lagta hai sapne to bus sapne hote hai...
Hamari new Generation-Miss ne lkG class k bche se kha 1 se 10 tak gino mein tumhe kiss krungi। Bacha bola: agr me 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya scheme hai॥
Alone? i'll b ur shadow।Wna cry? here's my shoulder.Need a hug? i'll hold u tight.Bcoz where ur strength ends, my worth of being ur love begins.
Khusboo aapki dosti ko mehaka jati hai, aapki har baat humko bhaa jati hai। Saans to bahut waqt leti hai aane me,per har saans se phale aapki yaad aa jati h.
Jiske Didar ke liye Dil tarasta hai, jiske intjar me Dil tadapta hai, kya is kambakhat Dil ko kahe jo apna hokar bhi kisi or ke liye Dhadakta hai।
Every mrng i need u my lips die to touch u i want u in my bed i want u to be hot i love u 'NESCAFE' gudmorning।
,:*''*;* *;',%.';* Ye ek )( Ped __)(__ hai... Khubsurat hai na.. Galti se bhi mujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki to isi pr ulta tang dunga. संघ
A relation is when sum 1 hurts u,u dont hurt back...When sum 1 shouts at u,u dont shout back...But when sum 1 needs u,u always come back...:-)
Takdeer k khel se nirash nahi hote, Zindagi mein kabhi udaas nahi hote, Hatho ki lakhiro pe yaqeen mat karna, Takdir to unki bhi hoti hai jinke hath nahi hote।
Police ko ek insaan Mila hai॥Kaale Daant, Ghonsle jaise Baal, Shakl Pagalo wali, Mujhe Teri Fikr ho rahi hai, Zara Miss Call De toh Tasalli Hogi..PLZ...
Kuch lafj bina kahe alfaj hote hai, Kuch log is kadar khas hote hai, Door hon chahe kitna Nigahon se, Phir bhi vo dil ke paas hote hai॥
Boy to girl-: AAJ tumne belt gutne par kyon bandhi hai। GIRL maine mummy se promise kiya hai ki tumhe BELT SE NICHE TOUCH nahi karne dungi.
Hume suläne ki khätir jab raat aati hai, Hum so nahi pate raat khud so jäti hai, puchne par dil se ye aawaz aati hai, aaj unhe yaad kar le raat to roj aati है
Zindagi me ek waqt aisa aayega jab tumko chahne wala hi tumhe rulayega। Lekin yaqeen karna uski wafa per.Akele me vo tumse kahin zyada aansu bahayega:-(:-(
Chale aao hum Yaad karte hain, yeh Gunah hum baar baar karte hain, Jala ke Chirag ujlaa Dil mein, tere aana ka Intezaar karte hain!!
Ek swal jindgi se kiya krte hain, Hum is duniya me q jiya krte hain, Jb kisi k pass kisi k liye wqt hi nhi, To log riste q bna liya krte hain...?
Husband mera esa ho, wallet me jiske paisa ho, lambi jiski height ho, gusse ka wo lite ho, jab saas se meri fight ho, kahe jaanu tum hi right हो
I jst wantd to KISS the Sweetest, The Cutest & the Loveliest Person on dis EARTH, But wat to do, My LIPS cant touch my CHEEKS॥
A lovable poem: Wen u r alone,remmbr me i'm waitng 4 u। Wen u cnt smile,trust me i cn mak u laugh. Bt wen u r in a crowd of frns, remmbr i'm alone.
Kis dil se teri wafa ki tarif mangu,kis pal se tujse milne ki tarikh mangu,muje to dar h tuje kho dene ka,par kis khuda se tuje pane ka nasib mangu....
A lovable poem: Wen u r alone,remmbr me i'm waitng 4 u। Wen u cnt smile,trust me i cn mak u laugh. Bt wen u r in a crowd of frns, remmbr i'm alone.
Aapki khushi ki chah krte hai।Bs itna sa gunah bar bar krte hai, Aaj fir apk intzar me baithe hai. Dekhna hai kb aap hume yad karte hai.
A student-asman me Kali ghata chayi he,Aj fir Principal se mar khai hai,sb kehte he sudhar ja,pr meri galti nhi,Madam Aj fir RAKHI SAWANT Bankar aai hai।
MASTI Teacher: Tum school kyu aate ho? Nikhil: Vidhya ke liye sir। Teacher: Phir tum soo kyu rahe ho? Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye.
'Erasers are for people who MAKE errors' is an old saying, But a better saying is 'Erasers are for people who are willing to CORRECT their mistakes!'
Ladkiwale Hamko Ladka Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Krni Hai? Ladkewale Abhi To Ladka Study Kar Raha Hai, Ladkiwale Hamari Ladki Koun Si Bandariy H Jo Kitab Faad देगी
V never have wat V like, V never like wat V have! Still v live, luv & hope dat some day V'l get wat v luv or love wat v have! Dats Life!!
Ek bar tamnna n jindgi k anchal m sar rakhkar pocha meri tamnna puri Q nhi hoti?..jindgi ne hus kr kaha...jo puri ho jaye wo tamnna nhi होती
Aao saath mai dunia ko bant lain, Samndar apka lehre hmari, Asman apka sitare hmare, Suraj apka roshni hamari, Chalo aisa karain sub kuch apka or AAP hmare प्ल्ज़
DiL k zakhm kisi ko Dikha na sakoge,DiL me jo hai kisi ko Bata na sakoge,Karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,Budhape tak Udhari chuka na sakoge॥
Thukra de koi to dil tut jata hai,tod deti hai yade jab koi apna hi samajh nhi pata hai।Sach hi kehte hai dost mere,Insan dimag se nai dil se har jata hai.
I cn nver say which way our frndshp vl go, all i knw is, even if v r miles apart, u'l remain as d cutest piece of puzle completing my life।
Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya,Maine usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?To usne btaya Koi Teri Ankhon me itna hai samaya,Ki main chah kr b apni Jagah na bana paya।
Aaj phir khuda ne mujhse pucha।tera hasta hua chehra udaas kyu hai barsti nigaho me pyaas kyu hai. jinki nazro me tu kuch bhi nahi wo tere liye khaas kyun hai.
Jevan k her mod per ye dua hai hmari,sda khusiyo se jholi bhri rhe tumhri,Agr kbi b plke bhege tumari,usme ho ansu khusi k or yade hmari।
Kuch mamle me hum thode kachehain,Magar dosti k mamle me hum bahut sache hain, Hmari sachai bas is bat pe kayam hai ki hamare dost humse v acche hain॥
Unse Pyar Karke Kismat Jaag Gayi; Wah-Waah- Unse Pyar Karke Kismat Jaag Gayi; Wah Waah-! Itne Love Letter Post Kiye Ki Woh POSTMAN Ke Saath Bhag Gayi...
Kushi itni ho ki tum dikha sako,gam bas itna ho ki tum chupa sako,zindgi me kam se kam ek aisa dost rakhiye jiske liye tum mood of me b muskura sko।
Boy:'Dear! Look into my eyes,what do you see? Tell honestly' Girl:'true love' Boy:'O True love wali ! ! ! Machar najar nahi aya kya? Jaldi nikal।'॥
In Andhero K Liye Kuch Aaftab Mange H, Dua Me Hmne Log Kuch Khas Mange H, Jb B Manga Kuch Rab Se, Apke Liye Khushiyo K Pal Behisab Mange h॥
Rishto ki haqiqat koi kya samjega। Dilo ki zarurat koi kya samjega.Apki dosti hi to zindgi hai hamari.Is dosti ki kimat koi kya samjega.
Dosti k wado ko yuhi nibhate rhenge,Hum har waqt apko state mnate rhenge,Dua kro ke umar lambi ho warna Hum ansu bnkar apki ankhon me aate rahenge।
Mera no। change ho gaya hai, UNDERWEAR ka॥ Agar tujhe meri purani UNDERWEAR chahiye to le jana. Arey Hat pagle. Ab thanx bolkar bhai ko rulayega kya!
Hume Apne dost Pe Viswas Hai Aap Dur Hokar Bhi Mere Pas Hai Kuch Der Pehle Mout Bhi Aakar Chali Gayi Boli Tere dost Ki Duwa Tere Sath Hai।
Hamari muskurahat dekh k duniya ne socha॥k hum gam se khali hain,par unhe kya pata,jis gam k bagh mein duniya rehti hai..hum us bagh k mali hain..
Teacher-whats ur father? Santa- I।C.S in summer & P.C.S in winter Tchr-what's that? Santa-Ice cream seller in summer & Pakoda chat seller in winter.
Nadiyo se kinare chut jate hai, Aasma se sitare tut jate hai, Zindgi ki rahon main aksar aisa hota hai jinhe hum dil se chahte hai wahi humse dur chale jaate h।
Har kisi ki alag pehchan hoti hai,lekin humare sms ki apani hi shaan hoti hai,har kisi ko nahi karte hum sms par jisko bhi karte hai usme humari jan hoti h।
Aaina Dekhoge To Meri Yaad Aayegi,Saath Gujaari Wo Mulakat Yaad Aayegi,Pal Bhar Ke Liye Waqt Thahar Jayega,Jab apko Meri Koi Baat Yaad Aayegi..
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
Mere qareb to aao bahot udas hun main,Bas aaj toot k chao bahot udas hun main,Kisi b jhutey delasy se mry DIL ko behlao,Koi kahani sunao bahot udas hun main,Andheri rat ha kuch b nazar nahi aata,Satare tor k lao bahot udas hun main,Suna hai pream nagar me khushi b milti hai,Muje yaqeen dilao bahot udas hun mainYe ZINDAGI yunhi guzar jae gi dabe pauonWaffa ka geet gao bahot udas hun main।Missing u.
charo taraf tanhai hai ek udaasi chahi hai,soch ke uski baaton ko aankh meri bhar aai hai।becheni hai saanson mein dard utha hai seene mein,bichar ke apne dilbar se aaey maza na jene mein.kitna mujhe tarpati hai wo larki bohut yaad aati hai.
TUM PAR KHATAM SAARI CHAHAT HO GI,PHIR NA KISI PAR YE ANAYAT HOGI।KUCH IS TARHAN SE KARON GA YAAD TUMKO,NA TUMKO GILA HOGA NA ZAMANE KO SHIKAYAT HOGI.
dheere dheere mujhe ek naya dard mil gaya,zindagi mein kiya gum kum thay ek aur mil gaya।magar ab mene jena seekh liya hai,gamu se khelna seekh liya hai.usko chana aa gaya magar mein khud se juda ho gaya,zindagi ke safar mein akela tha akela ho gaya.
CHALO AAO HUM TUMHE YAAD KARTE HAIN,YE WO GUNAH HAI JO HUM BAAR BAAR KARTE HAIN।JALA KE DIL MEIN HASRATON KE CHIRAG,TUMHARE AANE KA INTEZAAR KARTE HAIN.
KHAMOUSH PALKO SE JAB ANSUN AATE HAIN,AAP KIYA JANE KE AAP KITNE YAAD AATE HAIN,AAJ BHI HUM KHARE HAIN USI MORD PE,JAHAN AAP NE KAHA THA KE
KIYA PATA KAHAN ROKE DARD KE YE KAAFLE,KHE RAHA HAI DIWANAPAN HAR DUA MEIN TUM MILE।TUM KO DEKHE BINA WAQT DHALTA NAHI,KHUAISHON PE MERA ZOR CHALTA NAHI.
jaane wafa ho ke bekarar barson kiya mene intezaar,par khabi tu ne ye tak na kaha ab jo kaha hai।dil bebasi mein chupke chupke se rota hai,kiya batoun tumhare bin haal kiya hota hai.
A special LUNCH 4 u,In de hotel of my Heart,A boul of love,A spoon of care,In the pot of Happiness,Dish is friendship,Pay the billbyMISSINGMe…।
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakteSukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakteKabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gayepar dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte।
sapne hain yadain hai or bahut kuch,tum ho tumhari batain hain or bahut kuch,nahi chahtay hum tum ko bhulana,magar dori hai ek majbori hai or bahut kuchI miss उ
aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi नहाया
ankoon main ansooo ki lakir ban gaey kabhi na socha ta aisi takdir ban gaey hum ne tou phirai thi yuh he raeth main ungliaan gour se deaka tou teri tasveer ban gaey....(
ZINDAGI MEIN RAASTAY KAISE BHI HO GUZAR JAYEGE. 1 DIN CHUPKE SE HUM BHI MAR JAYEGE. AJ REHTEIN HAI YAR KE DIL MEIN YAAD BAN KAR. KAL AANSOO BAN KAR ANKHON SE NIKAL जायेगे
MAUT SE BHI HUM KO PYAR HAI.. TUM PE BHI AITBAAR HAI.. DEKHANA HAI PEHLE KAUN ATA HAI.. HUMEY TO DONO KA INTEZAR है
WO RUTHE HUM SE HUM MANANE CHALE। MANANA NAHI AATA YEH BHOOL HI GAI. MANANA HUM NE KABHI SIKHA HI NAHIN. KYA KAREN HUM SE PEHLE KABHI RUTHA HI NAHIN.
boy and girl going in bus larki bus sa utri aur apna number diya'2472742'.larka na name poucha to larki bole number ma he name hai guess her नामे
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?How do I know if it is pure honey ?Seller : give the dog some honey ॥if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey Buyer :what if the dog licks it ? Seller: so it is not a real dog।
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second.Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin.Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a सेकंड
Thought of the day:“if u help a gal when she is in problem,she will always remember uonly when she is in problem again॥!!”
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course।
This is my head ........................Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks।I am feeling much better now:-)
Wife came home with a goat। Husband asked ”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”Wife: ”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb: Raat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”Wife: Zeher. Husb: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so जन
Girl :Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy: bari c basket samne rakhte howay,Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
News reporter:KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateformpar kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,sub ne patri par chalang laga di। Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work। Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later Sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
susti ki intiha,Boy:papa aik glass paani de doPapa:khud le loBoy:plz de do naaPapa:Ab manga tou thappar marongaBoy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,Send=sattoInsert=paoDownload=thalle laoDelete=mitti paoRun=NassuSearch=LabboALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi मुको
Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up.Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next pleaseAlways KISS a lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 टाइम
Father to son:whenever i beat you,you dont get annoyed,how you control your anger?son: i start cleaning the toiletseat with your टूथब्रुश
A race horse that consistentlyruns just 1 second fasterthan others is worth millions of dollars more।Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is यू
4 Blessed ways of living:1st,Look back & Thank God।2nd,Look forward & Trust God3rd,Look around & serve God.4th,Look within & Find God॥!!
sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehn k aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekhak k k klogon ne pent shirt bhi pehnay huye थे
Hassi ko inboxAnsu ko outboxGhussay ko holdMuskan ko sentHelp ko okDil ko karo vibratephir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari है
Life is all about a card game.Choosing the right cards is not in our hand.But playing well withthe cards in hand, determines our सुच्सस
Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plansto set up his own plans..ALLAH’s plans r perfect.So never get upsetwhen your plans get upsetHave faith in अल्लाह
Hichkiyo se ek baat ka ehsas hai ki sayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai,beshak milne na aaye par chand lamhe hum par barbad to karta hai।
Diwano ki tarah tumhe pyar karte hai,tanhayi yad aksar tumhe yad karte hai,humne pata hai tum hamari nahi ho sakti ,kyon phir tumhara intezar karte hai।
Yaad karte hain yaaron ko,yaadon se dil bhar aata hai,kabhi sath jiya karte the sab,aaj milne ko dil taras jaata है
Dil ki galiyon me kabhi gum na ho।hamari ye dosti kabhi kum na ho.Bas yahi dua hai meri ke aap khush raho,phir kya hua agar waha hum na ho.
Khushi mili Has na sake, gum mile to ro na sake,zindgi ka yahi dasture hai,jise chah use pa na sake,aur jise paya use chah na sake।
Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chhod k jayenge,royenge bahut magar ansu bhi ayenge,jab sath na de koi to awaaj hame dena.asman par bhi honge to laut ke आयेंगे
Khamoshiya teri mujhse baate karti hai meri har aah har dard samajhti hai।pata hai majbur hai tub hi aur mein bhi,phir bhi aankhe tere didar ko tarasati hai.
Bin tere aise jiye jaa raha hun,haske jaher jaise koi piye jaa raha hun,maut aatinahin isliye mar ke bhi ek pal jiye jaa raha hun।
Dil ki itab ka pana chura le gaya koi, neend akhon se udaa le gaya koi,peene ki aadat nahi thi hume,jam nigaho se pils gaya koi…
Do u know full form of “dairy milk”?(darling always I remember u, meet immediately 4a long kiss।”that’s why girl ask 4 dairy milk”
There is a song in the film maachis “chunni leke soti thi kamala lagti thi”,ab agar sirf chunni leke soegi to kamal to lagegi na…॥!
Ladki ladke se-vade kiye the tune milenge har mod par,har gali parhar raah par kitan bewafa nikla tu na aa saka mere janaze par!ladka jawab mein-tune intezar kiya merahar mod par,har gali par ,har raah par।kitna bewafa nikli tu ,na dekha mud ke,aa raha tha mera janaza tere janze ke peeche!
GUZRE HUE WAQT KI YAD ATI HAI,KUCH LAMHON SE ANKH BHAR TAI HAI,WHO SUBAH RANGIN,WOHSHAM HASIN BUN JATI HE,JAB AAP JESE DOST KI YAAD ATI HE॥
Tumne mausam badlte dekha hai hamne insane badlte dekha hai jab doob rahi thikasti meri hamne sahil par doston ko haste dekha hai!!
…Kch bhi na jane kaise rishte bana deta hia jin ko hum kabhi jante bhi nahi thhe…un ko jaan se bhi zyada pyare bana deta hai॥’
Agar koi apko raat ki tanhai me tang kare,karwate badalnepe majboor kare,chupke se kaan me sargodshi kare aur garden chumle toh॥all out lagao machar bhagao!
Way may be difficult,full of trials,sorrows pains,but if u fall down,just standup straight,be confident & say॥bhenchod।dhaka kisne maara??
Beauty is :ageless॥luv is:boundless..heart beats r :countless n a fren lik u: hopeless!oops!shameless!!oh!sorry useless,oh xtremly sorry priceless”।
Friendship is little less fight : a little more we & a little less i:a little morelaugh & little less cry : friendship is simple U & i॥
…। Boyfrnd :sorry I cant marry u,my family is not permiting me॥grlfrnd:who is there in ur family?boy:my wife n kids…
A cute love story।Girl –am I pretty?boy-no,g-do u want 2 live with me?b-no.g-will u cry if I leave u?b-no the girl got vexd@startes 2 cry.the boy puled her close 2 him & said u r notprety but prettiest,I don’t wan 2 live with u but live 4 u,if leave me I wont cry but DIE……॥
Honto pea ate ho baat banker, dil main aate ho yaad banker,ankhon main aate ho spna banakr,ho sake toh hamesha mere zindagi mein rehna sache dost banakr।
Yeah sulagta jism Yeah kampkapatey honth,yeah tharr-tharata hua aap ka badan,yeah ladkhadati aawaz!mujay pehle he pata tha ki yehMALARIA HE hai!!!!
Life’s like that it’s the little thing in life which hurts।wanna know how॥u can sit on top of a mountain But not on top of a pin!!
Toofan me kashti ko kinare bhi milte hai,jahan me logon ko sahare bhi milte hai,duniya mesabse pyari hai zindgi,kuch log zindgi se pyare bhi milte hai।
Tere naam ki shayari chand pe likhne ko dil chata hai।par kya karu kambakhat ye khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.
Fame is scentless flower with a lovely crown of gold,but friendship is a breathing rose with love n care in every fold.!!let the rose give its smel 2 all.!hav a good मोर्निंग
Hamari dosti apne Dil mein basaye rakhana,hamari yaadon ke chirang jalaye rakhana,bahut lamba hai safar zindgi ka mere dost,ek hissa hume bhi banaye rakhan।
Dil k kareeb aa k wo jab door ho gaye,sare haseen khwaab chur-chur ho gaye।hamnewafa nibhayi toh badnamiyan mili,aur jo log bewafa the who mashoor ho gaye॥
I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder I wont give up because if itshard to keep you then it will be a lot harder to find you again…॥
Yaar mujhe pata chala ke kal tere kanptti pe kisi ne gun laga kar 2 option diye “jaan de ya gand” bhagwan ka shukar hai tu zinda hai।Main to dar hi gaya tha!!
Some time I don’t say hi॥sometime I don’t reply।sometime I do not sms u..but idoes mean it 4got u it means im giving u time 2 miss me ..good night.
Whenever u feel a cluster of joy, it may be coz angles r dancing over u but wenever u smile without any reason at all it may be coz im thinking of you॥!
RISING SUN TELLS USTO LOOK AHEAD, SPREAD HAPPINESS, AND LEAVE ALL THE DARKNESS BEHIND। That’s my wish for you॥today..tomorrow..andforever…..
Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing? Husband: So what? Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?So they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance !
A prostitute was walkng undr a banana tree। A banana screamed-'hey, u prostitute'pros gets angry n shouts-' ohh shut up! U substitute'
HADDI ka Dr: Lambi saans lo our rok k rakho।Lady did & then a sound came "khatak"Dr: Apka ribs fracture hai.Lady: Chutiye, rib nahi BRA ka hook toot gaya.
Preeto packing for vacation, Santa is watching॥He smiles & says: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahi ja raha, phir bhi condom le ja rahi hai..!
Lady Tourist: I hv heard dat Tamils hv big cocks, sikhs r d best fuckers & Marathis hv d most Stamina..!!!Guide: Pleased to meet u mam, I'm VENKAT SINGH पाटिल
Kagaz ki kasti thi, Paani ka kinara thaKhelne ki masti thi,Dil ye aawara tha,Kahan aa gaye is samajhdari k daldal me,Wo nadan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha!
Santa-Doctor,it pains deep in asshole।Doc:I'll chek wth my hand,tell when it pains?Santa:Aur andar aur andar,haan yahi॥Doc : BC, Gale mein Tonsil hai.
Life equation:Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy।Pigs=Eat+Sleep.So,Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.Therefore Humans WhoDont Njoy=PIGS AT WORK!
Perfection is not achieved complete-ly by Anyone in d World। But if u keep chasing PERFECTION, Somewhere on the way, U may catch EXCELLENCEgd
Jin:Kya hukm hai mere aaka?Aaka:mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Katrina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?Jin:Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nhi॥
3 tips 2 play a safe life game : dnt make promises whn ur in joy, dont talk wen u r sad, dnt take decision wen u r angry । Think twice, act wise . . .
Sardar : apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gaye tenu pyar da sabse zayada maza kis din aya? Sardarni sharmate hue- tussi us din panjab gaye hue the॥
GIRLfriend- "Im Pregnant"! BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine?? Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?
Poem luvd by girls।Husband humara aisa ho,wallet me jisk paisa ho.lambi jiski hight ho.Guse ka wo Lite ho.jb sas se meri Fght ho,kahe jaanu Tum hi Ryt Ho॥!
Grl 2 Swami:Can I see d future ?Swami-: Yes, kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao। She : I feel you want to fuck me Swami-:dekha future dekhne lag gayi na॥!
Aaj private job walo ki Zindgi ka kya Haal ho gaya hai 8Am se 8Pm tak boss jeene nahi deta aur 8Pm k baad Ashok Gehlot peene Nahi deta,... ... ।
Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Mere underwear me kya hai?Batao?Santa(wid confidence): Elastic hi hoga, Aaj-kal naade wali kaun pehnta hai॥
Dil ka kaha 1 kam kar do,pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,aaj duniya pe 1 ehsan kar doGhar se nange niklo aur pure mohalle ko hairan kar do.....
After 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave birth to cute baby।What name did abhishek keep for him?
A VERY FUNNY BUT TRU QUOTE:"Come like a Horse,Sit like a Thief, and,Go like a King॥!!!"-WAS written on a ...[ TOILET DOOR ]
Lyf iz lyk a box of toffee,called frndz wid different flavours,which 1 will u gt u never noe....bt when i gt u i was sure tht i gt a "CENTER SHOCK"....
Mohinder Amarnath ki wife ko news paper padh ke heart attack aa gaya॥Woh kya news thi ?? ??Amarnath ka Ling pighal raha hai..!
Nasbandi karne wale doctors ki team 1 gaon me dubara aa gayee। Usko dekh kar ek Buddha bola- connection to pehle hi kaat gaye, ab handset bhi le jaoge kya?
85yr old man buy Viagra and ask The Chemist "isko kiske sath loo"Chemist : "Baba, Ganga jal ke sath "kyo ki itne sal baad itni khushi bardaasht nahi hogi !
Q:"nari"ka matlab kya hai? Ans:nari ka matlab hai 'shakti' Q:to fir purush ka matlab kya hai? A:'sehan shakti'
2 lovers were siting in a park,eating chips and look in each others eyes girl-janu ,what r u thinking Boy-tu mujhse jyada chips kha rahi hai "chatori"....
Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti ToLadko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota। Kyu Ki LadkiyoKoYe Aawaz Lagani Padti॥Pappi To Le Lo..Pappi To Le Lo..
Some Basic Rules 1। apni wife kihar roz leni chahiye-KHABAR2.Uska pakad kar baar-baarchumna chahiye-HAATH3.Uska bade aaram se dabana chahiye-PAIR 4.Uski aage se hi nahi peeche se bhi karni chahiye-TAARIF5. Uske saamne aate hi Apna nikaal kar uske haath mein rakh dena chahiye-PURSE .
Ful form of a GIRL G-Goli dene m sabse aage। I- Innocent sirf face se. R-Rone dhone ki automatic machine. L-Ladai me sabki maa.
Ek makhi ek ganje k sar par baithi। Dusri makhi-wah kya ghar dhundha hai. Pahli makhi-ghar kahan re,pagli abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.
1 Khushbuu Gulaab K Saath, Thodi c Hansi Mazaq K Saath, 1Yaad Mulaqat K Saath, Nai Subha Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran k Saath, Hamesha Khush Raho Meri Duaon K Saath...
A poster on TV at peace rally in mumbai...."Politicians divide us...N Terrorists unite us..."truly superb...!
Sardar Naha rahatha,1Sexy Ladki ne Ganti Bajayi Sardr ne nange hi darwaza khola। Ladki boli "Kuch pahen lo"Sard gaya or condm pahan kar aya.
Mohabbat hum bhi karte hain magar shikwa nahi karte, Hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi karte, Jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahte hain॥ Jo uth ker chala jaye use roka nahi karte...
Man goes 2 Nark। He saw Gandhiji dancing with mallika, Man askd2yamraj-Gandhiji ki saja itni achi kyon? Yamraj-abe sja Gandhiji ko nhi mallika ko mili॥, hai.
Panchi keh rahe hai k hum chaman chhod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chhod denge, Agar tere ishq mein main mar bhi jaun e sanam, Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan bhi chhod denge...
Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagaoge, To meri chahat ko behisab paoge, Meri chahat hai pani k bulbule jaisi, Zara sa thukraoge to dhundte rehjaoge...
Ae rab apne pas meri dua amanat rakhna, Zindagi bhar us ko salamat rakhna। Meri ankhon k sare deep bujha dena, Par us ki ankhon k sare khuwab salamat rakhna॥
kitne nadaan the toofan ko kinara samjha, kitne bejan saharon ko sahara samjha, kitne anjaan the wo log jo sahil pe the, hamein doobta dekha or nazara samjha...
Humare dil ki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nahi, Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi nahi, Kisi ko mehsoos ho kami humari, Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi…
Raaz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko, Duniya mein sab hamraz badal jate hain, Kisi ke bicharne se koi mar nahi jata, Haan magar jeene k andaz badal jate hain!
Tere bina hum jeena bhool jate hain, Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain, Tu zindagi mein subse azeez hai humein, Tujhse har baar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain।
kisi ki Awaaz k liye Dil tarasta hai kisi k Intzaar men Dil Tarapta hai Kya kahein is Dil_E_NADAN ko Jo apna ho kar b kisi or k liye Dharkta hai॥
Uske intezaar se bhala kya hoga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte ho jo dard bhara dil apne seene mein, Dusro ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte...
Lehar ko pyar tha kinare se, Par us ki shadi ho gayi sagar se, Kinare ki chahat lehar ko kheench lati hai, Par badnaam na ho MOHABBAT is liye wo laut jaati hai॥
Dheere dheere dil mein utarti jati hai koi, Mujh ko meri JAAN bulati hai koi, Mein toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi, Bahut pyar se apne sath mujhe sulati hai koi...
Kitno ki taqdeer badalni hai tumhe Kitno ko rasto pey lana hai tumhe Apni hath ki lakeeron ko mat dekho In lakeeron se bahut aage jana hai tumhe॥
Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhe de do Tum apni shaam ki tanhaiyan mujhe de do Mein doob jaun tumhari udas aankhon mein Tum apne dard ki gehraiyan mujhe de do...
Tujhe Pyar Mera Satayega Aksar, Yaado ke toofa uthayega aksar, Zikar mera karne se pehle, tu Kuch soch ke muskrayega aksar। Mera Naam likh kar Kitabo main apni, tu Logon ke dar se Mitayega Aksar, Baatein Meri yaad ayengi itni॥ Jitna tu unhain Bhulayega Aksar...
kabhi wo hum pe jaan dia karti thi jo kehtay they wo maan lia karti thi kal anjaan ban kar paas se guzar gai Woh jo door se pehchaan lia karti thi…
Bade hi sarfrosh hua karte hain, Hakikaton ki aaghosh huwa karte hain, Meri chup se naraz na hua karo, Gehre samunder hamesha khamosh hua karte hain॥
Bohat Khushnuma Ek Raat Guzari Hai Kuch Tanha Par Kuch Khaas Guzari Hai Na Neend Aai Na Khwaab Koi Bas Tere Khyalon k Saath Guzari Hai!!!
Aaj achanak teri yad ne rula diya Kya karu tum ne jo mujhe bhula diya Na karte wafa to na milti ye saza Meri wafaon ne tujhe be-wafa bana diya।
Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai, Hamare taraf hath badha kar to dekho, Pata chalega k dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai।
Tu hi mil jaye mujhe ye hi kaafi hai, Meri har saans ne ye hi dua maangi hai, Jaane kyu Dil khincha jata hai Teri taraf, Kya tune bhi mujhe paane ki DUA maangi hai?
“Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se” “Dosti to dil se ki jati hay” “Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay” “Kadar jinki dil se ki jati hai।
In Faaslon ki Fikar main kyon karu Bhala? Bahut Dur reh k bhi mere paas hai koi, Is soch mein Dooba hai bahut der se mera Dil। Kya Uske Dil main bhi Aisa Ehsaas hai koi?
Dreams+love=heart Realities+fights=mind heart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrust heart+heart=happiness mind+mind=breakups think by heart even if its broken।
Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai Nigaahon ko teri talaash rehti hai Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin Tere bina zindagi udaas rehti hai॥
Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon mein Kyun nikal jatey hain wo pani bankar॥?
Mohabat ka ajab karobar humne kia॥ Wo bewafa sahi magr pyar humne kia Agr wo chhod gayi to mat kaho bura usko Kasor uska nai aitebar humne kia।
Jaise chahate hum unhe vo bhi chahate to koi baat hoti paane ka armaan to tha, bin maange mil jate to kya bat होती
Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai? Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai? Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin! Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?
Bikhrey aansoo k moti hum piro na sake , Teri yaad may saari raat so na sake , Beh na jaye aansoo main tasvir teri , Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake ....!
Teri yaadon ke sahare jee rahe hain hum Zaher zindagi ka pe rahe hain hum tumne jo diya hai zakham zalim.. Dil ke tukde aaj bhi see rahe hain हम
Khud apne liye baith k sochenge ksi din yun hi tujhe bhul k dekhenge ksi din bhatake hue phirte hain kai lafz jo dil main duniya ne diya vaqt to likhenge kisi दिन
Har Jazbaat ko Zuban Nahi Milti, Har Aarzu Ko Dua Nahi Milti। Hanste Raho to Duniya Rahti Hai Sath, Ansuon Ko to Ankho me Bhi “Panaah Nahi Milti”
subha likhenge, shaam likhenge॥ haal-e-dil tamaam likhenge.. woh kalam bhi diwani ho jayegi.. jis se tera naam likhenge..
Samjha Lo Apne Dil Ko Pyar Na Kare, Meri Fitrat He Bewfai Izhar Na Kare, Hmse Paoge Dhoka Tm Yad Rakhna, Pehle Hi Kahte He Koi Hmara Atbar Na Kare।
Na Sham Udas hogi Na rat Udas hogi Safaid kapron me lapti hoi meri lash hogi Ye dafnane wale mujhe waha dafnana Jaha subah sam meri membuba se Mulakat hogi।
Tu chamakta chand teri roshni achi lgi, Tu mera apna hay teri dillagi achi lagi, Tujsy pehly to nahi tha zindagi ka kuch pata Tu mila to tujh say mil kar ZINDGI ACHI LAGI,
Kash main chand tu sitara hota, Falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota Sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey Per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara होता
meri ankhen rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey do jis mein tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de do chalo chhodo sari batein ek baat maan lo meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey do॥
Khwab Ban Ke Apki Ankho mE SmAnA hai, Dwa Ban Ke Apka Har DaRd MitAnA hai, HasiL Hai MujE ZmAnE Bar Ki KhushiA, Par SaNaM Apka PyAr BaNkr Apko PaNa hai।
Hasi Ke RaaH Me Gum Mile To KyA Kre, Wafa Ke Raah Me BEWAFA MileTO KyA Kre, kese Bachaye ZindgiKo Dhoke BazoSe, koi Muskura K Dhoka De jaye To KyA Kre।
Yeh peene ki aadat yeh pilane ki aadat, Pila ke madhosh karne ki aadat। Koi unse ruthe bhi to kaise, Unhe kahan hai manane ki aadat॥
Bikhar Rahi Meri Raat UsSe Kehna, Kabhi Mile To Ye Baat UsSe Kehna, Wo Saath Tha To Zamana Tha HmSafar, Ab Koi Nahi Mere Saath UsSe Kehna॥!
Itna pyar mt karna ki bigd jaye hum, thoda dat bhi dena ki sudhar jay hum, koi glti ho hmse to ho jana naraj, mgr itna bhi na hona ki mar jaye hm…
Jab Bhi Karib Aata Hu Batane Ke Liye, Zindgi Dur Rakhti Hai Satane Ke Liye, Mehfilo Ki Shan Na Samjna Mujhe, Me To Hasta Hu Gum Chupane Ke Liye।
Love a friend who even hurts u… But never hurt a friend who loves u… Sacrifice everything for a friend… But never sacrifice a friend for anything॥
WORDS” & “HEARTS” Shud B Handeled Carefully । . . B’coz Words When “SPOKEN” & Hearts When “BROKEN” Are Hardest Thing To Repair. . .
Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain. Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain
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