I always keep myself ~~BUSY~~ _nothing special~ always confused boy ! like to spend time out of home(anywhere) either friends or at Institute really listen to ppl around and do lie a lot~ don't know how to love....
Raju the real real virus boy
Friday, December 26, 2008
new year
Before the golden sun sets,
2008's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"
"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year
"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"
In 'The Universal Bank of God'…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.
The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
" I Wish in 2oo9 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2009 bring Happiness for you Dear.
Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009 ..
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2009.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
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Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year.
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2008 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2009, 2008 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.
Monday, December 1, 2008
jaanu msg
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
********************************************
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
********************************************
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
********************************************
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
********************************************
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
********************************************
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
********************************************
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
For my love —-Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
********************************************
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
********************************************
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
********************************************
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
********************************************
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
********************************************
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
********************************************
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
********************************************
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
Tum
han tum
kutte
flu ki murgi
maleria ke machhar
nali ke keede
cow ke gobar
se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
propose karne ka naya sher:
kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei
hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
tum haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khila te raho,
mera kya,
log tumhe hi,
pagal kahege.
door se dekha to do ande ubal rahe the
paas aake dekha to do ganje ucchal rahe the
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai hai.
Nasibo k khel bhi Ajeeb hote he
Pyar me Ansu hi Naseeb hote he
Kaun hona Chahta he apno se juda
Par aksar bichadte he Vo jo karib hote he
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.
hi
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
m
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
********************************************
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
********************************************
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
********************************************
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
********************************************
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
********************************************
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
********************************************
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
********************************************
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
********************************************
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
********************************************
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
For my love —-Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
********************************************
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
********************************************
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
********************************************
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
********************************************
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
Tum
han tum
kutte
flu ki murgi
maleria ke machhar
nali ke keede
cow ke gobar
se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
propose karne ka naya sher:
kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei
hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
tum haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khila te raho,
mera kya,
log tumhe hi,
pagal kahege.
door se dekha to do ande ubal rahe the
paas aake dekha to do ganje ucchal rahe the
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai hai.
Nasibo k khel bhi Ajeeb hote he
Pyar me Ansu hi Naseeb hote he
Kaun hona Chahta he apno se juda
Par aksar bichadte he Vo jo karib hote he
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.
hi
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
m
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
sirif tum
Pyaar Ka Meetha Ehsaas
Pyaar ka meetha ehsaas dilaane laga hai tu,
Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churaane laga hai tu.
Teri chahton ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar,
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu.
Veeraan thi yeh zindagi tere aane se pehle,
Khushiyon ke sapne mujhe dikhaane laga hai tu.
Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi ehsaas,
Is qadar meri saanson mein samaane laga hai tu.
Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main,
Hoke juda kiyon mjhe azmaane laga hai tu.
Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan,
Ke ban ke saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu.
Naam koi bhi loon to naam aaya tera labon pe,
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu.
Teri yaadon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera,
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke,nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu.
Jaane kon si dor hai,teri aur kheench le jaati hai,
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu.
Tasuvvar mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhe,
Chorr ke duniya,meri baahon mein samaane laga hai tu.
Yeh to bataa ke kya naam doon iss deewangi ko,
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhe tadpaane laga hai tu.
Tere khayalon se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri,
Mere zehn-o-dil pe iss qadar chhaane laga hai tu.
Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri,
mujh ko har adaa se ab sataane laga hai tu.
Zeest ki raahon mein dhoop thi har taraf,
Apne pyaar ki baarish ko barsaane laga hai tu.
Kya iss baat ka tujhe ehsaas hai jaan
Mere har shehr mein har gazal mein aane laga hai tu.
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Not myn frends its relly good,
Hey friend, go through the incidents and the respective dialogues, and the coll day memories will b back…..!!!!
1. On being Late
“Kab shuru hua?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”
“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
2. During the lecture
“Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa…………”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha…….”
“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain ”
“Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!”
“class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye……”
3. Lab
“Expt. 2 Kiya kya??”
“Isme Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata……..”
“Are tu to bura maan gaya……. dikha na………”
4. Tests
“Tests???? …..Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga….”
“Boss….. hogaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta…….”
“Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?”
“Aaj kounsa test hai?”
“Oye Mera dost kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalega…”
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
“I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar……. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of Projects
“Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”
“Last date extend hui thi”
“I didn’t know the last date”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya…….”
“They should allow XEROX……..”
7 . After exam
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?”
“Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?”
“Ye Kaunsi book me tha”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….Gaya……….fail pakka…….”
“Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……”
8 VIVA (b4 exam)
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee……Rohit…..terese kya poocha…….”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . VIVA (General)
“Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point”
“Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai”
“External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai”
“Ye kounse unit mein aata hai”
10 . Submission
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint……..”
“Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
12. Exam
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai”
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le”
“External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. ”
“Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai……..”
“Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to anda aata hai……”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……..”
…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……..
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ……..
…….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo’s chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……..
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Dhadkane jab ahat karne lage,sansein jab shor karne lage
Nazrrein jab nazron mein rukne lage
Saare alam ki hulchul thamne lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
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Dil mein jab bekraari badhne lage
Bin kahe sab samajh mein aane lage
Saari dunya ki hosh jab khone lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
……………………………………
Koi apna jab door hone lage
Kehne ko koi alfaaz na rahe
Kuch hone ki umeed bhi mitne lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
……………………………………
Kisis swaal mein har jawab nagawaar hone lage
band ankhon se tasveer dikhne lage
Nazrein jab ahista se seeli hone lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
……………………………………
Koi kisi ke liye hai jeeta
Aur kisi ko khabbar hi nahi
Ban ke hawa koi saansein hai deta
Aur kisi ko kadar hi nahi
Koi karke sajde kisi ke liye dua hai maangta
Aur kisi ko asar nahi
Chahkar bhi bata nahin sakta
Aur zara sa bhi besabar nahi
Bas samajhne ko reh jaye
Ho kehne ko kuch nahi
AISI BHI HOTI HAIN KHAMOSHIYAN……….
KHAMOSHIYAN……………………………….
Pyaar ka meetha ehsaas dilaane laga hai tu,
Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churaane laga hai tu.
Teri chahton ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar,
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu.
Veeraan thi yeh zindagi tere aane se pehle,
Khushiyon ke sapne mujhe dikhaane laga hai tu.
Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi ehsaas,
Is qadar meri saanson mein samaane laga hai tu.
Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main,
Hoke juda kiyon mjhe azmaane laga hai tu.
Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan,
Ke ban ke saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu.
Naam koi bhi loon to naam aaya tera labon pe,
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu.
Teri yaadon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera,
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke,nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu.
Jaane kon si dor hai,teri aur kheench le jaati hai,
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu.
Tasuvvar mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhe,
Chorr ke duniya,meri baahon mein samaane laga hai tu.
Yeh to bataa ke kya naam doon iss deewangi ko,
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhe tadpaane laga hai tu.
Tere khayalon se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri,
Mere zehn-o-dil pe iss qadar chhaane laga hai tu.
Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri,
mujh ko har adaa se ab sataane laga hai tu.
Zeest ki raahon mein dhoop thi har taraf,
Apne pyaar ki baarish ko barsaane laga hai tu.
Kya iss baat ka tujhe ehsaas hai jaan
Mere har shehr mein har gazal mein aane laga hai tu.
=======================================
Not myn frends its relly good,
Hey friend, go through the incidents and the respective dialogues, and the coll day memories will b back…..!!!!
1. On being Late
“Kab shuru hua?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”
“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
2. During the lecture
“Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa…………”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha…….”
“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain ”
“Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!”
“class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye……”
3. Lab
“Expt. 2 Kiya kya??”
“Isme Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata……..”
“Are tu to bura maan gaya……. dikha na………”
4. Tests
“Tests???? …..Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga….”
“Boss….. hogaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta…….”
“Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?”
“Aaj kounsa test hai?”
“Oye Mera dost kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalega…”
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
“I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar……. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of Projects
“Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”
“Last date extend hui thi”
“I didn’t know the last date”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya…….”
“They should allow XEROX……..”
7 . After exam
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?”
“Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?”
“Ye Kaunsi book me tha”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….Gaya……….fail pakka…….”
“Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……”
8 VIVA (b4 exam)
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee……Rohit…..terese kya poocha…….”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . VIVA (General)
“Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point”
“Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai”
“External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai”
“Ye kounse unit mein aata hai”
10 . Submission
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint……..”
“Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
12. Exam
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai”
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le”
“External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. ”
“Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai……..”
“Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to anda aata hai……”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……..”
…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……..
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ……..
…….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo’s chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……..
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Dhadkane jab ahat karne lage,sansein jab shor karne lage
Nazrrein jab nazron mein rukne lage
Saare alam ki hulchul thamne lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
……………………………………
Dil mein jab bekraari badhne lage
Bin kahe sab samajh mein aane lage
Saari dunya ki hosh jab khone lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
……………………………………
Koi apna jab door hone lage
Kehne ko koi alfaaz na rahe
Kuch hone ki umeed bhi mitne lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
……………………………………
Kisis swaal mein har jawab nagawaar hone lage
band ankhon se tasveer dikhne lage
Nazrein jab ahista se seeli hone lage
Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan
……………………………………
Koi kisi ke liye hai jeeta
Aur kisi ko khabbar hi nahi
Ban ke hawa koi saansein hai deta
Aur kisi ko kadar hi nahi
Koi karke sajde kisi ke liye dua hai maangta
Aur kisi ko asar nahi
Chahkar bhi bata nahin sakta
Aur zara sa bhi besabar nahi
Bas samajhne ko reh jaye
Ho kehne ko kuch nahi
AISI BHI HOTI HAIN KHAMOSHIYAN……….
KHAMOSHIYAN……………………………….
Friday, November 28, 2008
piyar ka Ehsaas
Pyaar Ka Meetha Ehsaas
Pyaar ka meetha ehsaas dilaane laga hai tu,
Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churaane laga hai tu.
Teri chahton ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar,
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu.
Veeraan thi yeh zindagi tere aane se pehle,
Khushiyon ke sapne mujhe dikhaane laga hai tu.
Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi ehsaas,
Is qadar meri saanson mein samaane laga hai tu.
Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main,
Hoke juda kiyon mjhe azmaane laga hai tu.
Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan,
Ke ban ke saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu.
Naam koi bhi loon to naam aaya tera labon pe,
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu.
Teri yaadon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera,
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke,nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu.
Jaane kon si dor hai,teri aur kheench le jaati hai,
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu.
Tasuvvar mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhe,
Chorr ke duniya,meri baahon mein samaane laga hai tu.
Yeh to bataa ke kya naam doon iss deewangi ko,
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhe tadpaane laga hai tu.
Tere khayalon se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri,
Mere zehn-o-dil pe iss qadar chhaane laga hai tu.
Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri,
mujh ko har adaa se ab sataane laga hai tu.
Zeest ki raahon mein dhoop thi har taraf,
Apne pyaar ki baarish ko barsaane laga hai tu.
Kya iss baat ka tujhe ehsaas hai jaan
Mere har shehr mein har gazal mein aane laga hai tu.
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Pyaar ka meetha ehsaas dilaane laga hai tu,
Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churaane laga hai tu.
Teri chahton ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar,
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu.
Veeraan thi yeh zindagi tere aane se pehle,
Khushiyon ke sapne mujhe dikhaane laga hai tu.
Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi ehsaas,
Is qadar meri saanson mein samaane laga hai tu.
Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main,
Hoke juda kiyon mjhe azmaane laga hai tu.
Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan,
Ke ban ke saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu.
Naam koi bhi loon to naam aaya tera labon pe,
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu.
Teri yaadon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera,
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke,nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu.
Jaane kon si dor hai,teri aur kheench le jaati hai,
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu.
Tasuvvar mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhe,
Chorr ke duniya,meri baahon mein samaane laga hai tu.
Yeh to bataa ke kya naam doon iss deewangi ko,
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhe tadpaane laga hai tu.
Tere khayalon se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri,
Mere zehn-o-dil pe iss qadar chhaane laga hai tu.
Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri,
mujh ko har adaa se ab sataane laga hai tu.
Zeest ki raahon mein dhoop thi har taraf,
Apne pyaar ki baarish ko barsaane laga hai tu.
Kya iss baat ka tujhe ehsaas hai jaan
Mere har shehr mein har gazal mein aane laga hai tu.
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Friday, August 29, 2008
~*~ Prathama prema ~*~
Oh! My Beloved
Sweet Darling
hi,
such a good day so i wirte a letter very poetouslly. what do you think? you tell me ok. my dear are you miss me? when i leave alog i miss very much to you.
when i open my book or eat another you don't belive that your face reflection my eyes...
I LOVE YOU
~*~"____"~*~
Mu tumaku kete bhalo pae eithare barnana kari paribi nahi......! sagaro madhyare kete lahori srusti hoi belabhumire piti hoi puni feri jae hele samuka ku paro kari die theek semiti tume ma hrudaya ku samuka no bhabi aaponaro kari nebo bali maro aasa O biswas......
i
i
miss
u
~*~"____"~*~
u
~*~"____"~*~
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth.
I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, “I Love You,“ And the way you“re always there.
I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.. --- putul
i know i cannot make u laugh all the time, but i will give you my shoulder whenever u cry......
i may not bring smile to ur lips everytime, but i will never bring tears t2 ur eyes.... i may not give u all u want, but i will give u all i have... u may not trust me entirely, but i will b the best i can... i may not have all riches 2 share, but a big heart 2 care coz i luv my lver...~*~"____"~*~
If lovers r like moon and brothers are like stars than i hav noticed that the sky looks gud without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU..
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~ --- )
~*~"____"~*~
My love 4 u has a never ending supply. It will never be lacking. It will never get dry. Often I wonder and ask myself, why do i feel, without u i would die.
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~) --- ~*~"____"~*~
Sending birthday blessings, filled with love, peace and joy. Wishing sweetest things happen right before ur eyes.
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~) ---
For ur birthday.. putul {jyostna}(14/2)
want to wish u a very happy birthday & also want u to know that u loved by all of ur frnds. Always take care. God bless u & ur family.
Luv U..
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~) --- ~*~"____"~*~
It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night. ---
what is the relationship between coffee shop and wine shop? Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and does at the wine shop...! ---
Life Never leaves u empty... it always replaces everything u lost!! if it asks u to put somthing down, its coz it wants u to pick up somthing greater... ---
Smile is a Language of Love. Smile is a Source to Win Hearts. Smile is a Name of Livelyhood AND Smile Creats Greatness in Personality SO ''KEEP SMILING... ~*~"____"~*~
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~) ---
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) ne fermaya"4cheezain badbakhti ki alamat hain. 1)ankh ka khushk hona(k apne gunah aur akhrat ki kisi bat per rona na aey) 2) dil ka sakht hona 3)umeedon ka taweel hona 4)duniya ki jers. ---
smile make flowers alive sing make birds alive open urs eyes make sun alive hum make statue alive keep urs lips on my heart ...to make me alive..
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~) ---
Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain you'll break my heart 4ever!
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~) ====
I believe that God above, Created you for me to love, He picked you out from all the rest, Coz He knew I would love you the best.
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~) --- ---
Certain people touch ur heart and u can not stop thinking about them. Thats the kind of person you are... absent yet so near, simple yet worth remembering You always...
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~)
--- The moment u've in ur hrt this extraordinary thng called love & feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, u'll discover that 4u the world is transformed...
(~ Tµm ßîñ ~)
--- Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness
from:
Raju Mohanta
i
Love
You
miss
~*~"____"~*~!!!
mu
tumaku
bahut
bhalo
pae!!!
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