jaanu msg

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …


For my love —-Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.



Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon


Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.

Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.


Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!


har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….


i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…


kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…


JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.


teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge

Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…


Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal


Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer


Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai


Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.


If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.


Tum

han tum

kutte

flu ki murgi

maleria ke machhar

nali ke keede

cow ke gobar

se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.


Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!


propose karne ka naya sher:

kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei

hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta


Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra

dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.


baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…


pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai


is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!



Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.


tum haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khila te raho,
mera kya,
log tumhe hi,
pagal kahege.


door se dekha to do ande ubal rahe the
paas aake dekha to do ganje ucchal rahe the


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi


CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.


Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai hai.

Nasibo k khel bhi Ajeeb hote he
Pyar me Ansu hi Naseeb hote he
Kaun hona Chahta he apno se juda
Par aksar bichadte he Vo jo karib hote he


thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon

Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.

Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.


Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!


har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….

i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…


kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…

JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.

teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.

hi


Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…


Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal


Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer


Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.


If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.


Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!





dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.


baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
m

pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai


is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
pm

Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.